The story this witness tells actually happened to me one night. It was too a weird an experience to not put into the comic. This guy is partially based on me, as well, with a bit of my friend Andy thrown in.
Also, I used to eat those breakfast croissant monstrosities all the time. That Dunkinâ€™ Donuts used to get a lot of our business, especially when my friends were still running their company out of Andyâ€™s apartment upstairs.