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Transcript

Translation from Cantonese (in italics):

Kuan: Mike!
Mike: Hey, Kuan!

Kuan: On a date, Mike? You lucky bastard, you! Where did you pick up a hot girl like her?

Kate: What’s he saying, Mike?
Mike: Sorry, man. I’m afraid she’s not my
girlfriend.

Kuan: Your loss, man.
Mike: I know, I know…
Kuan: So, does that mean she’s available?

Kate: Are you guys talking about me?