I once had this exact conversation with my former roommate.
Author's Notes:
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Panel 1: (somebody) pushes the up button.
Panel 2: The elevator arrives.
ding!
Panel 3: Kate and Mike get in, heading up to twelve.
Mike: You realize how much you scare me when you use that face?
Panel 4: Kate gives Mike the “face of doom.”
Kate: Oh–You mean my ‘face of doom’?
Panel 5: Mike fakes being frightened as the elevator arrives at it’s destination.
Mike: HEY!! Don’t do that!
ding!
Panel 6: They exit into the hall, looking around.
Mike: Would you look at this place? Probably costs more a month than we make all year.
Kate: You tellin’ me you’d actually want to live here?
Panel 7: Mike and Kate head down to Alfonse’s room.
Mike: Well, no–But still, I wouldn’t mind making that kind of money.
Kate: You’re obviously in the wrong line of work.
Mike: No shit.
Panel 8: Alfonse’s door comes up on the right.
Mike: Here we are.
Panel 9: Kate nudges Mike, eager to bust in.
( Submitted by Michael Ruppert )










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